“Never play poker with someone who shares their name with a city,” this is just one of the wise things that we have learned from Gunner, whose opinions do not necessarily reflect the opinions of LAZER 103.3.

Gunner’s pastimes include hating birds, holding on to the belief that the Cubs will win the world series in his lifetime, watching Law & Order and trying to become Mr. Jessica Alba.  

Some of Gunner’s other profound pieces of advice include, “gin sucks,” “Just because you CAN eat 50 wings at All-You-Can-Eat-Night doesn’t mean you SHOULD,” and of course “you can’t stay 21 forever.” Thanks captain.
Favorite Bands:
- The Offspring
- NOFX
- Lucky Boys Confusion
- AC/DC

Favorite Mode of Transportation:
- Umm…teleportation? Maybe launched by catapult provided I have a soft place to land.

Extra-Curricular Activities:
- Working, working, and working
- Watching/playing sports
- Listening to music
- Staying “hydrated”

Favorite Bar:
- The one I'm at

Best Concerts:
- Family Values ’98: KoRn, Limp Bizkit, Rammstein, Orgy, Ice Cube.
- Lazerfests ’07, '08, '09, '10
- The Offspring in Chicago 2004
The Vandals
"Hitler Bad, Vandals Good"

I don't know why, but I've been on a huge punk kick as of late. This album from 1998 definitely satisfies that craving. Plus, it has the greatest song ever written about mullets.