Dirty Joke of the Week
Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, March 9, 202603/09/2026
Newlywed
A newlywed calls her mother and says, “On my wedding night, I discovered that John only has one foot.” Her…
Monday, March 2, 202603/02/2026
Constipation
Have you ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.
Monday, February 23, 202602/23/2026
Tofu
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They’re both meat substitutes.
Monday, December 15, 202512/15/2025
Santa
Why does Santa always come in through the chimney? He knows better than to try the back door. Why doesn’t…
Monday, December 8, 202512/08/2025
Frosty
If you have a snowball in your left hand and another in your right, what do you have? Frosty’s full…
Monday, November 10, 202511/10/2025
Thanksgiving Football Game
Why was the turkey asked to join the Thanksgiving football game? Because he had the breast and the thighs but…
Monday, November 3, 202511/03/2025
Tinder
What’s the difference between Thanksgiving stuffing and a Tinder date? One leaves you stuffed and satisfied, while the other leaves…
Monday, October 27, 202510/27/2025
Ghosts
Why do ghosts make bad lovers? They’re always pulling out too soon.