Dirty Joke of the Week
Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, August 24, 202608/24/2026
80-Year-Old Woman
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like? Depends.
Monday, August 17, 202608/17/2026
Glove
A man walks into a doctor’s office, sits down, and says, “Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but…
Monday, August 10, 202608/10/2026
Come and Go
What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and go in the other.
Monday, August 3, 202608/03/2026
Ice Cream
A man goes to an ice cream van and says, “Large cone, please,” in a quiet, croaky voice. The vendor…
Monday, July 27, 202607/27/2026
Lettuce
A lady goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of her knickers. The doctor says, “Oh, this…
Monday, July 20, 202607/20/2026
Bikes
Two women are riding their bicycles around the backstreets of Rome. One woman looks over at the other and says,…
Monday, July 13, 202607/13/2026
Protein Powder
A customer walks up to an employee at GNC. He says, “You won’t believe this, there’s a man over there…
Monday, June 29, 202606/29/2026
The Difference
What’s the difference between love, lust, and showing off? Spit, swallow, gargle.
Monday, June 22, 202606/22/2026
$5
A man went to see a lady of the night. The next day, he found out that he had crabs,…