Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, July 13, 202607/13/2026

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A customer walks up to an employee at GNC. He says, “You won’t believe this, there’s a man over there…

Monday, June 29, 202606/29/2026

What’s the difference between love, lust, and showing off? Spit, swallow, gargle.

Monday, June 22, 202606/22/2026

A man went to see a lady of the night. The next day, he found out that he had crabs,…

Monday, June 15, 202606/15/2026

What does a hot dog use for protection? Condoments.

Monday, June 8, 202606/08/2026

An old man went for a physical, and his wife joined him. The doctor asked for a urine sample, a…

Monday, June 1, 202606/01/2026

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife died.

Monday, May 18, 202605/18/2026

Did you hear about the streaker at church? He was caught by the organ.

Monday, May 11, 202605/11/2026

What’s the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with the light on.

Monday, May 4, 202605/04/2026

A woman has a friend over, and they are sitting in the living room talking when they see her husband…

Monday, April 27, 202604/27/2026

The dove is the bird of peace. Do you know the bird of love? The swallow.